thesaurus.com - you suck

need i say more?

nope!

well maybe... i am not obsesssed with defining and synoniming, despite the subjects of my last two bloggings

welp

K - yeah i said welp today in a text message

B - what is welp? its not a word

K - yes it is. its like well. im going to look it up in the dictionary

this is what i saw:

pimp cuppin aint easy

i went to the most amazing shin-dig this weekend. lobster p-cup party. i know... cause they go so good together. but actually they do.

so i decided that my cup would be a sippy cup. ha. nothing says gangster like a spill proof floresent beverage holder! oh and you decorate the cup there! best idea ever. and check out this website: http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_148/
mine should be posted soon!

and whats more pimp is the locale. please notice the ocean in the background. thats cause this party was at an amazing house in the hills of laguna beach.

oh and then the lobster. a couple of these crazy guys caught them right there in the local waters. this one was bigger than my forearm.

so yeah. THATS HOW WE DO!

cant we all just get along?

why yes, i do believe we can.

i was driving down the 15 yesterday evening (from trapeze, woo!) and this crotch rocket comes flying past my right side. well there happens to be a guy on a harley in front of me. so im thinking they are going to rev their bikes and race off like testosterone filled monkeys flinging poo. NOPE. they share the lane! and actually continue to exit the highway and ride side by side down the street.

now really. how far from having perfect world peace could we be!

chiquita and me

sitting in a tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

oh banana you are so open with your feelings! i heart your heart too.














this makes me think of one of my fav quotes from kurt vonnegut's slaughterhouse-5. where a character quotes theodore roosevelt (but i dont thing he really said this) :

"i could carve a better man out of a banana"

well i could carve the bestest man out of this banana!

i see london, i see france...

... i cant seem to see my feet in my pants!

dear designer denim,

im a 5'8" women, which is considered tall. my leg is 37" from hip to heel (yes i measured). im wearing 2 1/2" wedges. i still cant find my feet. please advise.

sincerely,

lucky mom is a tailer

support our troops

AND I DO. i mean my brother is going to iraq in a month, i grew up as an army brat, and i currently work for the navy... so dont worry about it (side note: to B with love ;)

but this is just plain dumb. camo hersheys kisses!

which then leads me to breast cancer curling irons, pots and pans, golf bags, and whatever else they can make in pink. wait... i support breast cancer awareness too!

i just dont appreciate the major corporations capitalizing on the current issues in our society.

thats all... i'll get off my soap box now (its a little wobbely)

oldie but goodie?

went flying yesterday and this

 is what was there. a 13 yr olds birthday party. and the theme...

80s! 

now i know im not that 

old but i sure do feel old when the theme of a bunch of girls who were born in 1994 have a theme that was when i was born. 

yuck!

the right amount of ugly

thats always been how ive described my style. and i think that this outfit pretty much screams that. yet i had 3 people ask me where i got my jacket yesterday so...

hmm.

but really i think there are a few options for what happened here:

a) i got dressed in the dark

b) im just a crazy person and wanted to play the part

c) i know something about fashion that you dont yet

d) all of the above

"Vladimir Putin Flips Out"

TIME magazine named him person of the year and now they have to report this:

Let's Learn Judo with Vladimir Putin

an instructional judo dvd with russias prime minister? REALLY?

wow and i thought our president was nutso

reflection

ahh! how can i not think life is amazing when this is where i take my lunch break. 80+ degree weather in oct, ocean crashing in the back ground, a book that embarrassingly makes you laugh out loud in public, and a panoramic view of san diego harbor. luv love luf it!

crazy asians

the place mat at the korean bbq has an advertisement for vodka. the first step is using pure water. and that equates to a chick pointing at her eye. crazy? 

at the korean grocery store they sell this. its corn tea. crazy?

yes and yes...

...and im half offended by that

would you like that combo supersized?

only in america would people be so excited for a holiday where you dont even get a day off!

and we make it as simple as ordering drive thru fast food. this is party city:

each costume they have has a number with a pic. each has a description.  you pick the size you want. and drive thru to the next window!

i'm as mature as a 14 yr old boy

this basically cracked me up the instant i saw it! im just that mature!

oh. so its a feature at the rock climbing gym i went to last night. and it just so happened that kaitlyn and i were standing off to the side and saw it from the right angle for hilarity. and when i took the picture everyone looked at me like i was crazy...

CRAZY AWESOME!

if time were like legos...

THIS BLOG ENTRY IS THE DEVIL! IT WAS SPACED NICELY AND THEN ONE DAY IT WENT TO CRAP. I CAN NOT FIX IT. I'VE TRIED. I THINK PEOPLE ARE SMART ENOUGH TO FIGURE OUT WHAT COMMENT GOES WITH THE PIC... OR AT LEAST I CAN DREAM!

... i would stack them all up into a massively unstable vertical monster completely out of chronological order. just like whats below (i really just needed to unload all of my camera phone images!)

Oh spoonage on the public ferry in WA. i believe it was very cold that night!

yummy torta-misu from extraordinary desserts in SD

smooch

the trampede i think?

xmas last last year

the WAVE HOUSE (PB)

flowrider competion... and this is why i love so cal

stumbled upon this while riding a beach cruiser down the board walk

1st camera phone image for me ever! i was so excited to have a camera on my phone i took a picture of a flower. thats pretty lame!

haha. the people on the beach must have thought we were on our gay honey moon. i mean it is legal in cali now!

wheew! D to the UNZO!

viva las vegas

who gets to go to vegas for 'work'? I DO!

And who doesnt love vegas when...


... you can get a 1/4 lb hotdog and a miller lite for 2.50$...

... sunrise looks like this (im dead sober waking up to this, not just getting to bed from a night of partying)...

true religion outlet store, yard long belinis, and going the wrong way thru a turn stile and ramming your baby maker... oh my!

the ride of my future baby daddy

because becky is more impatient then a 10 year old in front of an ice cream truck in july these are out of order... but here is the vehicle that belongs to the man that will be the father of my children (in like 6 years, we've agreed to this already)

it may be an element (boo, bread box) but it has darth vader protecting his parking pass

NOTE: alliteration

so ive decided to start a blog

it should come as no surprise to me that im excited to start this blog... thats considering how in love with technology i truely am. ill be on my cell phone with my ear piece in sitting on the couch on my laptop using wireless internet. i love it!

so this is dedicated to becky. cause i too need a place to store just the little things that make every day life so wonderful